Oh, my heavens.

Craziness, I know, to see me post two days in a row. But it MUST be shared.

My coworker has just informed me that apparently a lady she knows over at the Foundation (the arm of the university that manages our patents and donations and all of the money and crap) is, as her husband describes her, an "alpaca pimp." She farms out the "services" of her prize-winning alpaca Sebastian, and together they will be driving around across our great land this summer, as this woman brings him along in what she calls Sebastian's Love Wagon.

Hilarity ensued while discussing the situation with my pal.

drtvini:
hahahahaaa!
bamp chicka wow wow

Madam:
he is, apparently, also a Therapy Alpaca.
I have GOT to meet this guy.

drtvini:
well, he'll need therapy after tha... oh, wait, the opposite.

Madam:
Oh, I'll bet he enjoys it QUITE a bit.

drtvini:
The tricky part is getting him to cuddle afterward.

Madam:
*giggle*
he probably just wants to lick.

drtvini:
Hee!

It was at that point that I found pictures... and lo, my afternoon was shot.

http://www.alpacanation.com/herdsires/03_viewherdsire.asp?name=16412

http://www.saukcreekalpacas.com/

I may have to really work on my spinning.